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The crazy alchemist
瘋狂的煉金術士
The alchemist had always been alienated from his peers
他總是被同僚們疏遠
because of his alarming theories.
由于這位煉金術士提出 的理論令人驚恐.
Only the most alternative universities
只有最另類的大學
were willing to allocate small allowances
肯撥小額的津貼
to him to further research his ideas.
讓他進一步研究他 的思想.
When he found evidence
當他找到證據證明
of aliens living in the highest altitude mountains of the world.
世界上海拔最高的山上 有外星人居住時.
he was recognized as an all-round failure.
他被認為是個全面的 失敗者.
It was therefore even more unfortunate that he was right.
而更為不幸的是. 他居然是對的.
The alchemist ignored the further alienation
煉金術士沒有理會人們 對他的進一步疏遠.
and built an alliance of extremists
他成立了一個極端 分子聯盟.
to get physical proof of the alien
以尋找外星人存在的 真憑實據.
and to alter the world's view of his theory.
借此改變世人對他 的理論的看法.
When they returned with photos and video of the alien
當他們帶回外星人的照 片和錄影帶時.
he was sure he would walk down many aisles to claim international awards
他確信他將走過許多條 過道領取各種國際大獎
and financial allocations to test all of his other theories.
和撥款.這樣一來他就 能證明他提出的所有其 他理論了.
However.
然而.
this proof did nothing to alleviate the concerns of his peers
這一證據并沒有減少同 僚們的擔心.
that he was truly insane.
他們認為他的確是瘋了
When the alchemist was alerted
當煉金術士注意到
that the aliens were coming down from the mountains
外星人正從山上下來
and alighting on the roofs of buildings
并且降落在屋頂上時.
his peers still did not believe what he alleged.
同僚們還是不相信他 的斷言.
When an alien finally walked into the conference room everything changed.
最后一個外星人走進了 會議室.一切才發生了 改變.
In addition to being named chief ambassador to the aliens.
煉金術士不僅被任命為 首席駐外星大使.
the alchemist was allotted more honor than he had ever dreamed.
而且還被給予了超出 他夢想的殊榮.
All of his dreams had come true.
他所有的夢想都 變成了現實.
The aliens unfortuna -tely suddenly developed an allergy for human beings
不幸的是.外星人突然 開始對人類過敏起來
and started dying.
并且開始死亡.
The alchemist found that they were allergic to human hair.
煉金術士發現他們對人 類的毛發過敏.
developed a cure and saved the aliens.
于是研制了一種解藥. 拯救了外星人
Now he was the hero of the galaxy!
現在他成了星系英雄!
