A Lion And A Priest

A Christian priest went to Africa with the highest ideal to

convert the heathen Africans into Christians.

Halfway through, he met a lion, so he knew that his life

was going to be finished. The lion said to the priest,

"Now say your last prayer, alright?"

So of course the priest could do nothing else but kneel

down and pray to God that Hes would save him from

this terrible Christian lion. While he was saying and

praying very hard, the lion also knelt down.

The priest was very surprised and said, "I am praying

to God because I want Hirm to save my life

and my soul. What business have you to pray to God?"

So the lion said, "Well, we have to give thanks before a meal."

獅子與傳教士

一個基督教傳教士到非洲去，懷著崇高的理想，想把不信教

的非洲人變成基督徒。半路上遇到一只獅子，他心想完了。

獅子對傳教士說：「做你的死前禱告吧！」傳教士只好跪下，

祈禱上帝能將他從這只可怕的基督徒獅子嘴里救出來。

當傳教士努力在禱告時，獅子也跪下來。傳教士很驚訝說：

「我禱告是因為祈求上帝拯救我的生命和靈魂，你禱告做什么？」

獅子便說：「我們得做飯前謝恩??！」