Husband and Wife
Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day)
:"I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day. "
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.
丈夫和妻子之間的幽默
妻子對(duì)經(jīng)常整天坐在那里看報(bào)紙的丈夫說(shuō):“我希望我就是報(bào)紙你每天
把我捧在手上”
丈夫說(shuō):"我也希望你是報(bào)紙那樣的話我可以天天換新的"