A Dog-gone Good Sermon!

A minister delivered his sermon in only ten minutes,

about half the normal time. He apologized, saying,

"I’m sorry to inform you that my dog,

who is very fond of paper, ate the other half of my sermon.

That’s why I couldn’t deliver the whole thing this morning.

I’m very sorry!"

After the service, a visitor from another church

shook hands with the minister and said, "Pastor,

if that dog of yours has any puppies, I want to

get one so I can give it to the minister of my church!"

布道有「狗」方

有位牧師十分鐘就草草結束講道，只花了平常一半的時間。

他向教友們致歉，并解釋道：「各位，很抱歉，我的狗很愛吃紙，

今天講道的另一半內(nèi)容被狗吃掉了，所以我沒辦法全部講完，真的很對不起！」

禮拜結束后，有一位從別的教堂來的訪客，前來跟這位牧師握手致意，

他說：「牧師先生，您家的狗如果生寶寶的話，能不能送給我一只？

我想轉送給我們教堂的牧師！」