Fake Money

Jimmy went into a shop, took a toy tank, gave the

shopkeeper fake money and started to leave.

So, the shopkeeper told him, “Excuse me, little boy,

this isn’t real money.” Little Jimmy didn’t reply,

continuing walking out of the shop. The shopkeeper

repeated himself, and Jimmy kept walking.

The third time the shopkeeper called him, “I’m sorry,

young man, but this is not real money.”
Jimmy looked at the tank in his hands, looked at the

shopkeeper and finally said, “And this isn’t a real tank, either.”

假錢

吉米進了一家商店，拿了一個玩具坦克，給了店主假錢就走了

。于是店主告訴他：“對不起，小孩，這不是真錢。”

小吉米沒有回答，繼續往外走。店主重復自己的話，但吉米繼續走。

第三次店主叫住他：“對不起，年輕人，這不是真錢。”

吉米看著手里的坦克，又看著店主最后說：“可這也不是真坦克呀。”