A Misunderstanding

(Originally in English)

An old woman went to a supermarket, to the tomato or

tofu stall. She bent down to pick some tomatoes or tofu,

and because she was old, her spine gave her trouble and

she felt a sharp pain. So she just shrieked, "Ah....",

the way you do when you see a mouse in the kitchen.

And the seller at the counter said, "Wow, if you think

the tomatoes are expensive, you should see

the price of the zucchini."

會錯意

有一位老太太去超市，走到放蕃茄或是豆腐之類的地方，

她彎下腰想挑些蕃茄或豆腐什么的，但是因為年紀大了，

就在她彎腰的時候，突然感到脊椎一陣劇痛，所以就尖叫了起來，

就像你們在廚房看到老鼠一樣。柜臺的店員就說：

‘哇！如果你嫌蕃茄太貴的話，應該去看看小胡瓜的價格。’