Life after Death
A primary schoolteacher asked one of her students:
"Do you believe in life after death?" The boy answered:
"Yes, I do!" The teacher said, "Well, it is good
that you believe, because your grandpa came to school
to see me today, though you told me yesterday
that you needed to take a day off to attend his funeral!"
復活
有一個小學老師問她的學生:「你相不相信有復活的現象?」
他說:「相信啊!」老師說:「好,還好你相信,
因為昨天你跟我說你請假為你的祖父送葬,
他今天有來學校跟我打招呼!」