Won’t Return Money

A man tossed around in bed at midnight, and his wife

asked him why he did so.
“Tomorrow is the last day that I must return the money

I owe John, our neighbor. But I have no ＄300, so I can’t sleep.”
“Oh, for that reason.” His wife got off from the bed and

went to open the window. She cried toward the neighbor’s

house loudly, “Hi, John, Listen! My husband won’t return

your money tomorrow.”
Then she closed the window and went back to the bed

and said to his husband, “Now you can sleep well.

It is his turn to toss around in bed, dear.”

不能還錢

一個男人在床上，到半夜都翻來覆去睡不著，他妻子問他為什么這樣。
“明天是我必須還咱們鄰居約翰錢的最后一天了，

可是我沒有300美元，所以我睡不著。”
“啊，是這么回事。”他妻子就下了床去打開窗戶，沖著鄰居的

房子大聲喊道：“嘿，聽著！我丈夫明天不能還你錢了！”
然后她關(guān)上窗戶回到床上對丈夫說：“現(xiàn)在你可以安心睡覺了。

該輪到他在床上折騰了，親愛的。”