What a Smart Wife!

(Originally in Chinese)

A newly married woman was sitting on a chair,
looking vexed, when her husband came home.
"What's up? Why do you look so troubled?"
the husband asked. The woman replied,
"I'm so sorry. I was ironing your new suit and
burned a hole in your trousers." And the man said,
"That's all right. I have another pair that is exactly the same."

"Thank God you do. I used it to mend this pair,"
the wife responded.

家有笨妻

有一個剛結婚的太太，坐在椅子那邊，看起來很懊惱，

她先生回家看到她這個樣子，就問：‘嗨，你怎么啦？

為什么看起來這么懊惱呢？’太太說：‘很抱歉，

你那件新做的西裝褲被我燙壞了，燙成一個洞了。’

他先生說：‘啊！那個沒關系啦！我還有另外一件一樣的褲子。’

她說：‘是啊，還好我把那件新的拿出來補那件被我燙壞的。’