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Um...So, do you guys like any podcasts?
呃...你們有什么喜歡的網絡播客嗎？
All right, boys. Anything else you need?
好了，兄弟們，還需要什么嗎？
Nope. All good here. Good night, buddy.
沒有。都挺好的。晚安啦，兄弟。
Sleep tight, guys.
晚安，兄弟們。
So, panda, tell me about yourself. I-I've always found that the best conversations happen under the cover of darkness.
那個，熊貓，跟我說說你自己吧。我總覺得最精彩的對話都是發生在夜色的掩護之下的。
Here. I'll start...Sometimes I feel insecure, because I feel like the fur on my left side is longer than the fur on my right side.
我先從覺得不安全的東西說起吧，因為我覺得身體左邊的毛要比右邊的長。
I have a recurring dream that I'm a telephone pole. Is that weird? Also, my head's a little too big for most hats.
我有一個循環不斷的夢，夢見我是一電線桿子。是不是很奇怪？還有，我的頭比大多數的帽子都大。
So, why do you think you don't have a girlfriend? Wait, wait. Before you answer, I got to run to the bathroom real quick. Hold that thought.
那個，你覺得沒有女朋友是為什么呢？等等。先別回答，我抓緊時間去上個廁所。等一下。
Oh, no! Uh, h-hey, man. Hey, hey, sorry. Quick question. Uh, what should I do if the water in the toilet isn't in the toilet anymore?
哦，不！嗯，兄弟。嘿，不好意思，問一下。呃，要是馬桶里的水不在馬桶里了，我該怎么辦呢？
Actually, wait. I-I-I think I got it. Sorry. Good night.
不過，等一下。我知道怎么辦了。不好意思，晚安。
Oh, man. Update...so, now the water is sort of everywhere, and it's moving into the living room. Thoughts?
哦，天吶。最新消息... 要是水有點到處都是了，而且正在向客廳擴散。有啥辦法呢？
I'm gonna try and put it back in. Just gonna borrow this real quick. Uh...yep. Here you go. Also, you're out of toilet paper.
我要想辦法把它弄回去。只需要用一下這個。嗯 ...妥了。你枕好了哈。另外，你們的廁紙用完了。
Ugh. I had a rough night. I kept hearing the toilet flushing and splashing or something. How'd you sleep, panda?
呃。昨天沒睡好。我老聽著有沖馬桶和濺水之類的聲音。你睡得怎么樣，熊貓？
Ohh. All right, don't worry about it, man. I'll make us some nice coffee, and we'll...
噢。好啊，不用擔心啦。等我給咱們泡個咖啡，然后...
Oh. Good morning, you two. I made us some coffee. Oops! Ah, that'll wash out.
哦，早上好啊，二位。我給咱們泡了點咖啡。哎呦！啊，應該能洗下去的。
Also, I hope it's cool I invited a few friends over. They wanted to check out the pad.
另外，希望你們不介意我請了些朋友過來。他們想來試試大富翁桌游。
