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Yeah. My glasses are just to hide the abs. Yeah. So I mean, is he real?
我的眼鏡掩飾了我有腹肌的事實 那么 他是真實的嗎？
Is anyone in this room who looks like this? Yeah, didn't mean for you to answer that question.
這間房間里有誰是長這樣的嗎 我也沒指望你們來回答
But I mean is this real? Well, partially. A lot of it is photoshoped.
但我的意思是 他是真實的嗎 部分真實的 這照片修過不少地方
But yeah, there are some people who look like this. But what do we see in the magazines?
但是沒錯 確實有人長是這樣的 但是我們在雜志會看到什么
I mean if you go to the magazine store.
我是說 如果你們進一家雜志店里面去
You know the magazines these are the kind of people who are on the cover.
你們也知道這種雜志的 這些就是封面上的人物
Perfect. Perfect beings. Even more so-you know so we have our Kens-even more so with the Barbies.
十分完美 完美的存在 甚至更加地 我們的肯還有芭比娃娃都更加完美
I just do a lot of work on Google image. So look at this. The Progress of Science.
我在谷歌圖片上找了好久 來看看吧 科學的進步
Some Examples of Recent Art. Just like Cosmo today, right? Well, so look at this.
近代藝術的范例 就像今天的Cosmo雜志一樣 不是么 看這個
Sex Goddess Secrets. I mean, it's not even"Sex HUMAN Secrets"! That's not good enough!
性愛女神的秘密 我是說 這甚至不是“性愛人類的秘密” 那還不夠好
Look at these standards that are set for ourselves! How am I ever going to match that!
看看我們為自己定下的這些標準吧 我怎么才能變成那樣
Or here-oh I didn't see that. The Naughty Thing 30%… I should read that.
這里 我沒看到 百分之三十的……我應該好好讀一讀
But that's not what I want to point to. I actually wanted to point to this-"How to Get Ahead Fast".
但這不是我想指的 其實我想指這個“如何快速進步”
