I'm not "camera friendly", I don't "wear clothes that fit me", I'm not a "heartbreaker", I haven't had "sex with a woman", I don't know "how that works", I guess I don't "fall in line", I'm not "hygienic".
我不“上鏡” 衣著“不合身” 不夠“催淚” 從沒和“女人上過床” 不知道“怎么勾搭女人” 看來我不“符合要求” 我不講“衛(wèi)生”
I don't "wipe properly", I lack "style", I have no "charisma" or "self-esteem", I don't "own a toothbrush", or "let my scabs heal", I can't "reach all the parts of my body", when I sleep I sweat profusely. But I guess the "powers that be" will keep signing my pay check at least until Jack and Jane K.
我上廁所“屁股不擦干凈” 不夠“有型” 沒有“魅力”沒有“自尊” 沒有“自己的牙刷” “喜歡摳血痂” 我“夠不到身體的各個部位” 睡覺時汗如雨下 不過我想“掌權的” 會繼續(xù)給我發(fā)薪水
Viewer start to go for the remote so they can get back to commentators who don't "frighten children", who don't "eat their own dandruff", who don't "pop their whiteheads with a compass they used in high school".
觀眾開始起身拿遙控器 調(diào)回新聞評論 他們不會“嚇壞孩子” 不會“吃自己的頭皮屑” 不會“用高中用的指南針 摳粉刺”

Thank you, Kevin. Bennet Brauer, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you.
謝謝 凱文 女士們先生們 感謝班納特·布勞爾 謝謝
In sports, Bay Brooth, at the time, the most home runs out of the any other player. Held the record for many years. How many people know that he also topped the league 5 years. 5 years he topped the league in strikeouts. Very often the case. Very often the case.
運動員貝·布羅斯 曾保持本壘打次數(shù)最多的紀錄 記錄保持了多年 有多少人知道他還有另一項記錄 5年來 他也是三振出局第一 這種情況很常見
That the most successful athletes are also ones who have failed the most. And if you reach for the stance, you have to be prepared to fail many times. Or the greatest of them all.
最成功的運動員竟然也是失敗最多的運動員 一旦你準備擊球 得做好失敗的準備 又或者是他們當中最偉大的
Before he learned how to fly, he learned how to walk. Before he learned how to walk, he learned how to crawl. And he failed many times. Here he is in his own words, the one and only, Michael Jordan.
在喬丹學會飛翔之前 他先學會了走路 他學會走路之前 先學會了如何爬行 他也失敗過許多次 來聽聽他是怎么說的 唯一的邁克爾喬丹
I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
我的職業(yè)生涯投籃失誤超過9000次 輸了大約300場比賽 有26次 我被委以重任投制勝一球 但失手了 我這一生一次又一次失敗 所以我能獲得成功