OK. Here she is. The psychologist—the one and only Ellen DeGeneres talking about the state of affairs.
這就是她,心理學(xué)家,獨一無二的艾倫·德杰尼勒斯在談?wù)搰掖笫?/div>
I believe some days sitcoms will be 30 seconds long. Cause that's all we need. That's all our attention span can take. Cause our attention span is short.
我覺得有一天情景喜劇只需要30秒,因為我們只需要這么長的時間,我們的注意力就只能維持這么長時間,因為我們的注意力維持時間很短
We've all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these disorders with three letters because we don't have the time or patience to pronounce the entire disorder. That should be a disorder right there, TBD —too busy disorder.
我們都有注意力缺乏癥或者說ADD或者OCD(強迫癥)或者這種三個字母的病,因為我們沒有時間和耐心來把整個病的名字說完,應(yīng)該有一個這樣的病,TBD-過于忙碌癥

The weather is actually the happiest part of the news because at some point you're going to hear something positive. You know.
天氣預(yù)報可能是新聞最快樂的部分了,因為你們就能不時聽到些積極的東西
You're going to hear"it's a beautiful day". Or "it's going to be a beautiful day".
你們可以聽到“今天天氣不錯”或者“今天將會有個好天氣”
And it's nice to take in something positive. Because we hear all these negative stuff all the time and we go out into the world so chaotic and we're not going to notice it's a beautiful day.
聽積極的東西總是很好的,因為我們總是聽到那些消極的東西,我們外面的世界如此混亂以至于都沒辦法注意到天氣很好
We are moving too fast to even pay atention to that. And we need help to keep up with that pace
我們的節(jié)奏太快以至于無法注意到,我們需要幫助來追趕這節(jié)奏
so we put a coffee shop here and a coffee shop here and a coffee shop here. And the smallest coffee is "Tall". And I'll have a coffee and a side red bull cause I'm very very busy!
所以我們在這建一個咖啡店,這里建一個咖啡店,那里建一個咖啡店,最小的咖啡店叫“大咖啡” 我會要一杯咖啡伴一罐紅牛,因為我很忙很忙!
I've got TBD and I'm late for yoga…Hurry hurry!
我患了TBD,我的瑜伽課要遲到了,快 快點!