地點：莫妮卡公寓
人物：菲比，瑞恩
事件：菲比的水痘發了出來，滿臉是痘。

劇情片段
Ryan: What’s goin’ on?
瑞恩：發生了什么事？
Phoebe: Well, no no, you have to stay back①. I, I have the pox.
菲比：不，不，你最好別過來。我，我出痘了。
Ryan: Chicken or small?
瑞恩：是水痘還是天花？
Phoebe: Chicken. Which is so ironic considering I’m a vegetarian.1
菲比：是水痘，對我這個素食者來說可真是一個諷刺啊。
Ryan: Why aren’t you at home in bed②?
瑞恩：你為什么不回家上床休息？
Phoebe: ’Cause my, my grandmother’s never had chicken pox③. Please, please tell me you have, ’cause oh my God, I forgot how cute you are.
菲比：因為我，我奶奶從來沒有出過水痘。千萬別告訴你沒出過，因為，我都忘了你有多帥了。
Ryan: I’m sorry, I never had them. If I had one wish, it would be to④ build a time machine, go back to when I was 7, when Jimmy Hauser had the chicken pox. I would grab that kid and rub him all over my face.
瑞恩：對不起，我真的沒出過。如果能我許個愿，我希望造個時間機器，讓我回到7歲那年，當時吉米·哈瑟出水痘，我就可以抱住他往我臉上擦了。
Phoebe: Yeah, or you know, you could just wish that I didn’t have them now2.
菲比：對，或者，你只要許愿說我現在沒出水痘。
Ryan: Can I please see your face?
瑞恩：讓我看看你的臉吧？
Phoebe: Nope⑤. You don’t want to see a face covered with⑥ pox.
菲比：不要，你不會希望看見我長滿水痘的臉的。
Ryan: Your face could be covered with lochs. I wouldn’t care.
瑞恩：你臉上也許布滿海灣，那我也不在乎呢。
Phoebe: And you hate fish.3 Oh. That’s so sweet, alright. OK, alright, you can see. This is me...4
菲比：但你討厭魚，哦，你真好。好吧好吧，讓你看吧。這就是我……