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Davio... I'm not gonna pronounce this right. Okay, "Astvaldersson"...
我想這個名字我可能念不對。好吧，Davio Astvaldersson問道：
Say that when you're drunk a couple of times.
在你喝醉好幾次的時候。
How do you know it's time to leave the Internet?
怎么知道現在是離開互聯網的時候了？
Well, your eyes get blinded.
嗯，在你的眼睛快瞎了的時候。
When you can't keep your eyes open anymore you probably should go to sleep and then leave the Internet.
當你的眼睛睜不開了時，你也許應該去睡覺了，那時就是離開互聯網的時候。
When you started in the morning and it's already night.
在你從早上開始上網一直持續至晚上的時候。
Pretty much when your parents say, "Get to beeeeeed!"
在你的父母說“去睡覺”的時候。
If you've been on it all day, and your parents are starting to complain, and you're not doing your homework.
如果你一整天都在上網，你的父母已經開始念叨而且你還沒有做作業，那就是那個時候。
When you're procrastinating and you see homework and you need to do it.
在你一直拖拉，還要做作業的時候。
You know it's time to go when you just start typing random things into the search box.
當你開始在搜索框隨意輸入的時候，你應該知道你該離開互聯網了。
The way it happens for me is I get into the deep YouTube or the deep web and just the stuff where you're like, "What the f-- what am I watching?"
對我來說，在我深陷youtube和網絡的時候，會突然發現“我TM到底在看什么東西？”這時我知道應該離開互聯網了。
When you're at the weird part of YouTube and you're watching popping pimple videos... that's when you should leave.
在你在youtube網站上一個奇怪的分區觀看出痘視頻時，那就是你應該離開互聯網的時候。
I really don't know why you'd want to leave the Internet at this point. Otherwise, what are you going to do all day?
我真是不知道你為什么想在現在離開互聯網。不上網的話，你這一整天要干什么？
That's easy! You don't leave the Internet. No one leaves the Internet. You stay on it for as long as possible, until your computer dies and you can't find the charger. As soon as you find the charger, go immediately back on because you will have withdrawals. It's bad.
很簡單！你不會離開互聯網。沒有人會離開互聯網。你會盡可能長地留在互聯網，直到你的電腦關機，直到你找不到充電器。而你一找到充電器，就會馬上開始上網，你會收回你的話。那很糟糕。
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