地點：錢德勒和喬伊的公寓（原莫妮卡和瑞秋的公寓）
人物：錢德勒，喬伊，菲比
事件：菲比孕后忍不住想吃肉，可是心里又非常愧疚，在她陷入兩難境地糾結之時，喬伊決定代替菲比吃素。

Chandler: There’s a Phoebe on my sandwich!
錢德勒：有個菲比在我的三明治上！
Joey: Phoebe, what–what are you doing?
喬伊：菲比，你在干什么？
Phoebe:I can’t help it. I need the meat. The baby needs the meat.
菲比：我忍不住，我需要肉。孩子想吃肉。
Joey: All right look, y’know how when you’re dating someone and you don’t want to cheat on them, unless it’s with someone really hot?
喬伊：好吧，你知道你和別人交往時不能欺騙她們，但除非遇見特辣的，對吧？
Phoebe: Yeah, totally!
菲比：對，是這樣！
Joey: All right. This is the same kind of deal. If you’re going to do something wrong, do it right!Feel better now?
喬伊：好的，同樣的道理，既然你已經決定破戒了，那就吃點兒好的吧！現在感覺好點兒了嗎？
Phoebe: Yeah, but at what cost? Six more months, three meals a day, I’m gonna eat like, millions of cows. Mommy cows, daddy cows, baby cows. No, I’ll never eat baby cows. No veal! But veal.
菲比：嗯，可是，這要付出多大的代價啊？6個月,一天3頓肉,我會吃掉，成千上萬頭牛。牛媽媽，牛爸爸，牛寶寶。不，我絕不會吃牛寶寶的！死也不吃?。ㄏ肓讼耄┍M量不吃！
Joey: Hey, what if I said, I could even things out for you, meat-wise.
喬伊：嘿，要是這樣呢：我做些事幫你扯平，肉方面的。
Phoebe: What?
菲比：怎么做啊？
Joey: Well, I eat a lot of meat right? Suppose until the baby’s born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you–you’d just be eating my animals.
喬伊：我總是吃肉，對嗎？假設到孩子出世前，我戒掉肉，那么就沒有額外的動物會死掉，你就相當于在吃我的動物。
Phoebe: Joey, I can’t believe you would do that for me.
菲比：喬伊，我不敢相信，你會為我這樣做。
Joey: Absolutely! I could be a vegetarian. There’s no meat in beer, right?
喬伊：當然能！我也可以做一個素食者啊。不過，啤酒里沒有肉的，對吧？