地點：中央公園咖啡館
人物：老友六人，格林太太
事件：瑞秋的媽媽來看望女兒，她闊太太的言行舉止讓大家感到無語。

Rachel's mom: There she is.
瑞秋媽：乖女兒在這兒呢。
Rachel: Mom!
瑞秋：媽媽！
Rachel's mom: Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.
瑞秋媽：寶貝！這就是你工作的地兒啊？哦，好棒啊！這是起居室嗎？還是餐廳？誰看得出來啊。但是我猜樂趣就在這兒吧。
Rachel: Pretty much. Here's my friends.
瑞秋：差不多啦，來媽媽，見見我的朋友們。
Rachel's mom: Monica! You look gorgeous! Last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten.
瑞秋媽：莫妮卡！你看起來好美喲！上回我看到你的時候，你不是在吃，就是在被吃呢。
Rachel: This is Joey, this is Phoebe, and this is Chandler, and you remember Ross.
瑞秋：這是喬伊。這是菲比，這是錢德勒。你記得羅斯吧？
Rachel's mom: Oh hello, Ross.
瑞秋媽：你好，羅斯。
Ross: Hi, Mrs. Green.
羅斯：你好，格林太太。
Rachel's mom: So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?
瑞秋媽：那么你們認為我這個系著圍裙做大事的女兒怎么樣？
Rachel: Oh Mom!
瑞秋：媽！
Rachel's mom: If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.
瑞秋媽：沒有你來倒咖啡，大家都休想喝到東西了。
Chandler: Believe me, sometimes that happens.
錢德勒：相信我，有時候真的會這樣。
Rachel's mom: This is just so exciting. You know, I never worked.I went straight from my father's house to the sorority house to my husband's house. I am just so proud of you.
瑞秋媽：太令人興奮了，我從來沒有工作過。我從我爸家直接到了“大學姐妹會之家”，然后再到我老公家。我真是以你為榮。