in fact it's the first time I lied about my age I was 27
事實上我第一次說謊 說我27歲了
No, no, I know I was teaching here
但實際上不是的 那時我剛在這教書的時候
And I would just turned 28 and somebody said,
馬上就要28歲了 那時有人問我
"do you have birthday, didn't you?" And I said, "yeah "
你剛剛過生日了吧 我回答道"是啊"
And he said," how old are you?"
他接著問"那你多大了"
And I said, "27 "
27了
Because somehow 27 was near 25 which was young
我撒謊是因為27歲接近25歲顯得年輕
And 28 was nearly 30 which sounded old
而28歲離30歲不遠 顯得人老
As you get older the little numbers don't matter to you anymore
隨著年齡增加 有這么幾歲之差 你也不覺得有啥了
You just don't want to change the first number
你都懶得虛報自己年齡了
You know that numbers are okay
都無所謂了
What's 41 or 42?
到什么時候才有這覺悟呢 41歲還是42歲呢
But no not 50
這你非得到年過半百的時候才成
What's Lancelot like?
蘭斯洛特怎么樣
Lancelot is courtly, he's merciful
蘭斯洛特這時威嚴而寬容
To repeat lest if you missed it he's ugly
不過還是要提醒一下各位 他的長相還是丑陋的
And he's invincible
但他打遍天下無敵手
All swords again just miscellaneous stuff,
劍法超群
And kinda curiously joy
樂趣橫生
The word joy is associated with Lancelot
蘭斯洛特總是樂呵呵的
And later we'll get his castle I do that well
對于他的城堡我們稍后再說
He's associated with Lancelot
他自命蘭斯洛特騎士
Lancelot believes that he has right
認為自己有權這么做
So he believes in absolutes
他絕對相信自己可以這么做
And he believes that chastity gave him strength
他篤信忠貞賜予了自己力量
Or gives him strength
并且會一直賜予自己力量
And so he's gonna do a miracle and in his mind he can only do this miracle
他要創造奇跡并認為也只有他才能創造奇跡
Because he is chaste
因為他是忠貞不二的