劇本與臺詞

Part One

Shrek: Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends.
史萊克：別唱了，怪不得你沒有朋友
Donkey: Wow. Only a true friend would be that truly honest.
驢子：噢，只有真正的朋友才會這么誠實
Shrek: Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?
史萊克：聽著，驢子，看看我，我是什么？
Donkey: Uh...Really tall?
驢子：真高
Shrek: No! I'm an ogre! You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks. " Doesn't that bother you?
史萊克：不！我是個怪物，你知道的。想象一下，人們拿著你的火把和草杈驅趕你，這不讓你煩惱嗎？
Donkey: Nope.
驢子：不呢。

Part Two

Shrek: Really?
史萊克：真的？
Donkey: Really, really.
驢子：真的，真的
Shrek:Oh.
史萊克：哦
Donkey: Man, I like you. What's your name?
驢子：我喜歡你，你叫什么？
Shrek:Uh, Shrek.
史萊克：史萊克
Donkey: Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right.
驢子：史萊克？知道我喜歡你什么嗎？你不在乎別人怎么看自己，我喜歡這個，我敬佩你這一點，史萊克，你挺不錯的。