I've just been drinking bourbon and water,something not knowing
我現在在喝波旁加水
No one ever told me what carbonation would do
沒人告訴過我波旁的效果
I love champagne,
我愛香檳
I love champagne
我愛香檳
And so they broke out the champagne,
所以他們打開了香檳
I had two or three glasses of champagne,
我喝了兩三杯香檳
All that bourbon that was sloshing around my body said
在我身邊晃動的波旁說
'Oh cool, let's jump from all those bubblies from the champagne'
不錯 讓我們從香檳的泡泡上跳下來吧
I went from being fine, to being gone somewhere
我從清醒 直到飄飄然
and it's so scary to see a photo of yourself when you're just kinda like
看到自己玻璃眼的照片很嚇人的
Glassy-eyed, and I was like 'hello'
我就像在說"你好"一樣
Anyway
不管怎么樣
So Arthur, he's kinda glassy-eyed
亞瑟 他就有點變得玻璃眼了
He's gonna be starry-eyed here in a minute, after Morgause 'spancelizes' the boy
他會在這里飄飄然一會 在Morgause "spancelize" 這個男孩之后
And he's bad too, he's thinking of women
他也很壞 他在想女人
Just a bad guy, and he falls asleep thinking of women
就是個壞蛋 他睡著的時候都在想女人
This will probably get cut, I was reading an article 2 or 3 years ago
這部分可能會被剪掉 我兩三年前讀了篇文章
And it was talking about how men dream,
講的是男人怎么樣做夢
and they said up to a certain point in men's lives their dreams
講到了一部分 說的是男人到了某個特定階段后
are dominated by women and sex, and this is definitely true
他們的夢境全被女人和性所主導了 這個是真實的
And then after a certain point of their lives,
過了這個特定階段之后
When they get to a certain age they start dreaming about money
當他們到了特定的年齡時 他們開始夢想金錢
And so one day I woke up, I realized I've been dreaming about money
有一天我醒來 發現我一直在夢想著金錢
And I was like, No! What's wrong with me? It's the sign of being old I'm depressed
然后我馬上想 不要這樣啊 我怎么了 這是變老的征兆啊 我很郁悶
Sometimes reading is really dangerous, 'cause hey you'll 'Oh no!'
有時讀書很危險 因為會經常讓你說 "哦不要"
So Arthur he's bad though, he's not dreaming of money, anyway he has money, he's king
所以亞瑟很壞 他沒有夢想金錢 因為他有錢 他是國王