Arthur, he's been serving, he's been partying,
亞瑟 他一直在服務 他一直在開派對
Wisdom for today
今天的智慧
When you get old enough to drink,
當你足夠大可以喝酒時
What's the problem with effervescence with alcohol?
喝酒狂歡有什么問題嗎
Okay, so if you've been drinking bourbon and water
好了 如果你一直喝波旁和水
or bourbon and seven,
或者波旁和七
which would you feel the effect of one drink faster than the other?
你認為哪個酒勁更大
Which?
哪一個
The carbonation?
碳酸飽和嗎
The carbonation
碳酸飽和
Carbonation makes alcohol absorb more quickly into your body
碳酸飽和能使酒精更快的進入你的身體
And so if you're like me, which I'm not suggesting
如果你想和我一樣 當然我不建議這樣
But if you, my brother's wedding in which I was best man
如果在我兄弟的婚禮上我是伴郎
And I had to make a toast, their favourite photo from that wedding
我必須要祝酒 他們最喜歡的婚禮上的照片
Was me making the toast cause I was obviously gone in lala-land
就是我祝酒的一瞬間 因為我已經進入仙境了
Somewhere, and I'm not congratulating myself on that but that was
我并不認為這值得慶祝
Before I had such wisdom, and I had been a fairly good child
但是那是我在有智慧之前 我曾是個好孩子