地點：亞特蘭蒂斯酒店前臺
人物：莫妮卡，錢德勒，前臺服務員，一對度蜜月夫婦
事件：莫妮卡和錢德勒度蜜月時遇到一對總能得到免費東西的夫婦，兩人非常羨慕。

Monica: I can't believe we're here.
莫妮卡：我簡直不敢相信我們來到這里了。
Chandler: Oh you've got to be kidding me.
錢德勒：哦，開什么玩笑！
Monica: What?
莫妮卡：怎么了？
Front Desk Clerk: As a wedding gift to you, the hotel would like to give you the honeymoon suite.
前臺服務員：為了慶祝你們結婚，我們酒店將送給你們一間蜜月套房。
Monica: No! You have been screwing us all day!
莫妮卡：不，你們已經破壞我們一整天了！
Man: Who are you?
度蜜月夫婦男方：你們是誰??？
Chandler: We're you just ten seconds later!
錢德勒：我們是只遲了10秒的你們！
Monica: Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean you're not the only ones on your honeymoon!
莫妮卡：是??！你們已經搶走一等艙的位置和休息室了！我覺得我們倆也應該得到免費的東西！又不是只有你們兩個人在度蜜月！
Woman: Well you can have the suite if you want. We don't care about where we stay. We're here to celebrate our love together. We don't have to get free stuff. We just want to be together.
度蜜月夫婦女方：如果你們想要的話，我們可以把蜜月套房讓給你們。我們不在乎住在哪里，我們到這里是一起來慶祝我們的愛的。我們不需要免費的東西，我們只需要在一起。
Chandler: We need the stuff.
錢德勒：我們需要免費的東西。