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70 of the Dumbest Things You Should Never Say or Ask
70個你應(yīng)該避免的愚蠢話題
On a recent littlethingsmatter facebook post I listed four questions you should never ask someone and encouraged readers to have some fun by adding theirs to my list.
最近我在"小事也重要"的臉書上發(fā)了一個帖子，里面列出了四個我們永遠(yuǎn)不應(yīng)該問別人的問題。秉著娛樂的精神我鼓勵讀者對我的這個單子進(jìn)行補(bǔ)充。
Well, fun we had. 128 comments later, a new record, I was laughing so hard that I had tears in my eyes.
我的目的達(dá)到了。128條評論不僅創(chuàng)下了數(shù)量上的新紀(jì)錄，我還被這些評論逗得笑哭了。
Much of my laughter was because I couldn't believe some of the things that people would say.
什么那么好笑？主要是我不敢相信有人竟然會說這樣的話。
Well, we went through this list and came up with 70 of the things you should never say or ask.I hope they bring a smile to your face.
我看完了評論，整理出了70條我們不該說或者不該問的語錄。希望它們能博你一笑。
Because of the length of list I'm not going to say all the numbers in this podcast.So I'm just going to indicate what it is that we should not say or ask and hopefully it comes across well on this podcast.
鑒于清單過長我就不讀數(shù)字了，直接說出內(nèi)容，希望我的這條博客能受到大家歡迎。
Let's begin by talking about the THINGS YOU NEVER SAY TO OR ASK A WOMAN:
我們首先來說永遠(yuǎn)不要問或者跟女性談?wù)摰脑掝}：
You should never ask a woman who is overweight, when are you due? In fact I have just learned never to say anything about any woman's body unless it is very positive.
永遠(yuǎn)不要問看起來超重的女性"你的預(yù)產(chǎn)期是什么時候？"事實上我最近剛學(xué)了一個小知識，永遠(yuǎn)不要對任何女性的身材做任何評論，除非全是溢美之詞。
When are you going to have that baby; seems like you've been pregnant forever (as she turns around with a baby in her arms!)
你什么時候生啊？感覺你懷孕好久了！她懷里抱著孩子轉(zhuǎn)過身時你就尷尬了。
Or asking a woman Are "those" real? - diamonds, hair color, nails and whatever else comes to your mind.
問她們的鉆石、發(fā)色、美甲等等，"那都是真的嗎？"
How old are you?
你多大了？
Honey, is that what you're wearing tonight?
親愛的，你今晚就穿這嗎？
Do you know that outfit makes you look fat?
你知道這件衣服你穿上很顯胖嗎？
Which ex-husband?
哪個前夫？
Have you had cosmetic surgery?
你做過整形嗎？
You look tired.
你看上去很憔悴。
How much do you weigh?
你多少斤？
Are you mad at me?
你生我的氣了嗎？
