地點：莫妮卡和錢德勒公寓
人物：錢德勒，羅斯，莫妮卡
事件：錢德勒、羅斯和莫妮卡互揭老底，說出了每個人一直不為人知的糗事。

Chandler: You wanna tell secrets? Okay! Okay! In college, Ross used to wear leg warmers!
錢德勒：你想說秘密？好吧，好吧！上大學的時候，羅斯常穿暖腿套！
Ross: All right! All right! Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-a-like contest and won!
羅斯：好啊！好啊！錢德勒去參加“瓦尼拉·艾斯明星臉”比賽，還贏了！
Chandler: Ross came in fourth and cried!
錢德勒：羅斯得了第四名，還為此痛哭了！
Monica: Oh my God!
莫妮卡：噢，天啊！
Ross: Oh, is that funny? Oh, you—you find that funny? Well maybe Chandler should know some of your secrets too!
羅斯：哦，覺得好玩是嗎？哦，你，覺得好玩？那么，也許錢德勒也該知道一些你的秘密！
Monica: I–I already told him everything! You shush!
莫妮卡：我，我早就告訴他所有的事了！你閉嘴吧！
Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box she'd made.
羅斯：有一次莫妮卡被罰不許吃飯，回房間待著，她就把自己用通心粉做的首飾盒吃掉了。
Monica: Ross used to stay up every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!
莫妮卡：羅斯以前每星期六都熬夜看《金發女郎》！
Ross: Monica couldn't tell time 'til she was 13!
羅斯：莫妮卡在13歲之前都不會看表！
Monica: It's hard for some people!
莫妮卡：那對有些人來說就是很難嘛！
Chandler: Of course it is. Wow—whoa!
錢德勒：當然了，當然了。我滴個老天爺呀！
Monica: Chandler one time wore my underwear to work!
莫妮卡：錢德勒有一次穿著我的內褲去上班了！
Chandler: Hey!
錢德勒：嘿！