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But, the lady had special powers to make them disappear.
但是，這位女士有特異功能，能讓它們都消失。
Disappear? Where did they go? Nobody knows, son. Apparently neither did she.
消失？那他們去哪了？兒子，沒人知道。顯然那位女士自己也不知道。
And also there were scary creatures in that forest. There were trolls.
森林里還有一些可怕的生物。那里有巨魔。
Trolls? And a fox who delivered bad news.
巨魔？還有一只傳達壞消息的狐貍。
The news fox. And, house selected committee on Benghazi. Benghazi!
狐貍新聞。還有調差班加西事件的白宮選舉委員會。班加西！
Things got scary, very scary for the lady.
事態變得越來越嚴峻，對那位女士越來越不利。
She was nearly defeated by an old old man with hair of white and face like tragical wizard.
她幾乎要被一個滿頭白發，看起來像是悲劇巫師的老人打敗。
He said he could take from the rich and give to the poor.
這位老人說他可以劫富濟貧。
No matter how impossible his plans were. He sounds cool!
姑且不論他的計劃聽起來多么荒謬。他聽起來很酷！
But even when she got passed those creatures the lady still wasn't out of the forest.
但是盡管那位女士打敗了這些生物，她還是沒有走出森林。
For standing between her and the beautiful White House was the most terrifying creature of all.
最可怕的怪物阻擋在了她前往美麗白宮的路上。
The Big-Orange-Monster!
大橘怪！
Was his face orange or was his hair orange? Somehow son, Both.
它的臉是橘色的還是他的頭發是橘色的？都是橘色的，兒子。
So this orange monster had already swallowed 16 other monsters in the forest.
這個大橘怪已經吞下了森林里其他16個怪物。
A prince named Jeb who thought that the land should belong to him.
一個認為這個國家應該屬于他的王子，Jeb。
A sleeping beauty named Ben, who only spoke with his eyes closed.
一個連說話都閉著眼的睡美人，Ben。
And a Texas senate named Ted, who came from the Tea party.
一個茶黨出身的德州參議員，Ted。
Oh! A tea party! Could we have a tea party, daddy? James! Focus! I'm telling you a story.
哦，茶會！爸爸，我們能舉辦一場茶會嗎？James，專心點，我在給你講故事呢。
Still, nobody expected the orange monster to rule the land because although his head was very very big.
然而，沒人希望大橘怪統治這個國家，因為盡管他的腦袋非常非常大。
His wisdom was very very tiny, like his tiny tiny baby hands.
他的智慧卻很少，就像他小的像嬰兒一樣的手。
And whenever he was told that he couldn't rule the land, the orange monster said I'll huff and I'll puff and put a ban on all Muslims.
而且每當有人說他不能統治這個國家時，大橘怪就會說，我會用力吹氣，不停地吹，知道穆斯林統統被我趕走。
But if he could do that? Well, he wanted to do.
但是他可以那么做嗎？他想那么做。
