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This is kind of cool.Talk about changing times.
一則有趣的新聞 要說時代改變
Election officials say that in 2016,it may be possible to vote for the president on your smart phone.
選舉辦官員稱 到2016年或許可以用自己的智能手機進行總統大選
Can you imagine that?yeah,with one quick swipe you can choose a president and tell him or her exactly where you want to hook up.
能想象嗎 所以你輕輕一掃 你就可以選定總統 并告訴他們去哪約炮
The Washington,The Washington monument.I'll be wearing a red rose and nothing else.
去華盛頓紀念碑 我會戴一朵紅玫瑰 一絲不掛
Speaking the presidential election.The top 15 contenders for the Republican presidential nomination own at least 40 guns among them.They all own 40 guns.
說到總統大選 共和黨排名前15的總統競選者 加起來總共持有40把槍以上在 總共40多把槍
In another words,If we elect a Republican president,nobody is hopping over the White House fence ever again.The president will shoot them.
也就是說 如果選舉共和黨總統 再也不會有人去跳白宮柵欄了 總統會開槍打死他的
Former vic president Dick Cheney has a new book coming out that slams president Obama.
前副總統迪克·切尼要出新書了 將大吐奧巴馬總統的槽
You can buy the book from Amazon or download the electronic version directly from Cheney's heart.
可以在亞馬遜上買到這本書 或者直接從切尼心臟下載電子版
I like that there's a little bit of silence and just,the applause meant,well,that could work.Not that they like it.No,that would actually work I think.
我很喜歡起初寂靜一片 然后掌聲漸起 掌聲的意思是 這也行啊 他們并不喜歡 嗯 這也行
He is mostly electronic at this point.He is.
他現在已經基本是個電子人了 是啊
Here is a crazy story and I'm not making this up,kids.There are a lot of children here.
一則瘋狂的消息 可不是我編造的 孩子們 現場有不少兒童
Someone in Utah has come down with a rare allergy to water.An allergy to water.
猶他州有人對水產生了罕見的過敏 對水過敏
person's going to be fine though,because they just moved to california.
不過他會沒事的 因為他們搬來了干旱的加州
we have a terrible drought.what the hell kind of response is that.
我們的干旱很嚴重 你們這叫什么反應啊
