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Speaking of drought,California governor Jerry Brown recently said that Californians could be fined for taking long showers.
說到干旱 加州州長杰瑞·布朗最近說 加州居民可能會因洗澡時間過長而被罰款
Yeah,then he unveiled his new slogan,governor Jerry Brown,I'm watching you shower.
然后他揭曉了他的新標語 杰瑞·布朗州長 我在看你洗澡呢
There's a new stamp that depicts beloved poet Maya Angelou.It's coming out.
推出了一款新郵票 郵票上有詩人馬婭·安杰盧 即將推出
It's a good news,the only problem is,it includes a quote that is not hers.
這是好消息 唯一問題是 郵票上還有一句并不是她說的話
Maya Angelou never said,biches be crazy.
馬婭·安杰盧從未說過 撒瘋吧 小婊砸
NBC is in the news,NBC is airing a series about the biblical events following the crucifixion of Jesus.
NBC上新聞了 NBC將播出一部關于耶穌受難之后的圣經故事的劇集
I think they might be stretching the story for ratings because it's called "Jesus 2 payback time."
我覺得他們為了增加收視有點夸大了故事 因為片名叫做《耶穌2:報仇雪恨》
Jesus comes back and he's fighting and kicking the crap out of Roman soldiers left and right.He forgives but he doesn't forget.
耶穌起死回生 大展拳腳 把羅馬士兵打得片甲不留 他原諒 卻不忘記
Just tore my groin.Burger King is in the news.
剛剛撕到腹股溝了 漢堡王上了新聞
Burger King announced they're going to pay for a wedding between an actual couple,a real couple named Mr.Burger and Ms.King.They're going to pay for it.
漢堡王宣布將出資舉辦一場婚禮 婚禮雙方分別姓漢堡先生和王女士 這是真事 他們得知了此事 于是決定承辦婚禮
However,their wedding night will be all about in and out.
但他們的新婚之夜都是進進出出
