地點：中央公園咖啡館
人物：喬伊，瑞秋，羅斯，《肥皂劇文摘》記者，岡瑟
事件：喬伊接受《肥皂劇文摘》專訪，眾老友在一邊旁聽，以防喬伊犯錯。

The Interviewer: Well umm, another thing our readers always want to know is how our soap stars stay in such great shape. Do you have some kind of fitness regime?
Joey: Uh, we stars just try to eat right and get lots of exercise. Uhh, I don't believe in these crazy diets y'know, just everything in moderation.
Gunther: Your muffins.
Joey: I'll take those to go. For the kids.
The Interviewer: Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you. You were on the show years ago and then they killed you off. What happened there?
Joey: It was so stupid. I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldn't have said. But believe me, that's not gonna happen today.
The Interviewer: Understood. So, what'd you say back then?
Joey: Well, I said that I… You guys, this is Shelley, she's interviewing me for Soap Opera Digest, and Shelley, these are my friends…
Rachel: Hi! I'm gal pal Rachel Green, and if you want the dirt, I'm the one you come to. This might be Joey's baby, who knows? I'm just kidding — Seriously, gal pal Rachel Green.
Ross: Who just lost the respect of her unborn child.