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It’s only nine more months, baby. Settle down.
只剩下九個月而已寶貝。堅持住。
And yet somehow, despite all this, despite the churn,
但不知為何，雖然有這些問題，
in my final year my approval ratings keep going up.
任期最后一年里我的支持率竟然不斷上漲。
The last time I was this high I was trying to decide on my major.
上次我這么高，嗨，還是在我選擇大學專業的時候。
And here’s the thing, I haven’t really done anything differently. So it’s odd.
問題是，我真的沒做什么特別的事啊，所以很奇怪。
Even my age can’t explain the rising poll numbers.
我的助手們也都無法解釋民調為啥會漲，
What has changed nobody can figure it out (Image of Cruz and Trump).
什么改變了呢？沒人能說清楚。
Puzzling. Anyway. In this last year,
是個謎啊。總之，過去的一年，
I do have more appreciation for those who have been with me on this amazing ride.
我越來越珍惜跟我一路走來的人。
Like one of our finest public servants, Joe Biden.
比如我們最優秀的公仆喬拜登。
God bless him. I love that guy.
上帝保佑他，我太愛這哥們了。
I love Joe Biden. I really do.
我愛喬拜登真的。
And I want to thank him for his friendship, for his counsel,
我想要感謝他的友誼感謝他的建議，
for always giving it to me straight, for not shooting anybody in the face.
感覺他對我直言，感謝他沒有開槍射人臉。
Thank you, Joe. Also, I would be remiss.
謝謝你，老喬。還有，不能忘了他，
Let’s give it up for our host, Larry Wilmore.
為我們的主持人鼓掌喝彩Larry Wilmore。
Also known as one of the two black guys who’s not Jon Stewart.
又名不是囧司徒的那兩位黑人之一。
