講解

Today’s key word is Delivery
Delivery 快遞，投遞

Delivery or a delivery is the bringing of letters, parcels(包裹), or other goods to someone's house or to another place where they want them.

I’ve been waiting for my delivery guy the whole day!
我等快遞小哥等了一天了。

快遞小哥是我們日思夜想的人，是帶給我們歡樂和希望的人，是讓人難以割舍的人。

I guess everybody has something to say about the delivery guy, good or bad, funny or sad, happy or angry. 今天我們就來看看那些調皮的快遞小哥。

超級無敵自信型：
D: Hey: wait for me at home this afternoon.
Y:What!? Who are you asking me to wait for you!
D:Delivery
Y: oh ok, You can’t get in our neighborhood,
so please leave it in the mail room.
D:I can get in. Because I am very handsome!!!

對自己超有要求型：
D: Sorry I can’t deliver your package today. Please forgive me.
Y: Don’t worry. I’ll forgive you!
D: But I can’t forgive myself!
Y: Haha, I allow you to forgive yourself.
D: But I am a very serious person, today is just the beginning of the Double 11 delivery, and I have packages that I can’t deliver. I am so sad!

明明可以靠才華卻偏愛送快遞型：
D: Come or not, I will be here for you until you come downstairs to get your delivery.
Y: Please bring it to floor 22.
D: No! I won’t. People living in your neighbor-hood always ask me to take out the trash after getting the package.
不光中國快遞小哥機智，國外的快遞小哥也是不容小覷滴。

特別聽話型：
Y: Please leave my package somewhere safe.
D: "I have left your parcel in a safe location as requested by the sender" “Top of your roof”.

饑腸轆轆吃貨型：
D: "I was really hungry and the pizza smells so good”.
Y: I think the delivery ate half of my pizza, why does life hate me!!!

快遞小哥是一種神奇的存在，霸道總裁型，詩人文青型，默默無語型，幽默機智型。Have you ever met or heard of any interesting delivery guys? 你有什么奇葩經歷，說出來大家一起開心一下啊!

See you next time!