「英文學習筆記」
As the landlord was finishing up his “how to keep a clean apartment” speech, he opened the door and a squirrel ran out.
當房東剛跟對我發表了“如何讓公寓保持整潔”的長篇大論后，他打開門，里面跑出來一只松鼠。
landlord n. 房東
squirrel n. 松鼠　
I was home alone, sneezed and heard “bless you !” come through the wall bordering the other apartment.
我獨自在家，當我打了一個噴嚏，聽到從另外一個公寓傳來了一聲“保佑你”。
My first apartment was so small that I had to put my bed in the kitchen. I called it a “bitchen.”
我第一間公寓太小了，我不得不把我的床開到廚房里。因此，我叫它“bitchen"。(bedroom與kitchen的結合體）
sneeze vi. 打噴嚏
Neighbors were arguing on the balcony and I looked out to see her holding a beer case over the edge and him screaming, “NOT MY BEERS!”
我的鄰居們在陽臺爭吵。我跑過去看到一位鄰居正拿著一瓶啤酒丟向另外一位，然后那位便尖聲叫道：“不是我的啤酒！”
balcony n. 陽臺
scream vt. 尖叫，呼喊
I had a light switch cover with a naked baby urinating into a pot.
我曾經有擁有一個開關罩子，是個光屁屁的小男孩正向一個壺里尿尿。
switch vt. 轉換
urinate vi. 小便，尿尿

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