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Catalina Rin would like to know:
卡特琳娜·琳想知道：
"My friends are hanging out without me. How do I get included?"
“我的朋友們一起出去，卻不帶我玩。我怎么才能加入他們？”
This was my struggle in high school. I was always being that one friend.
這是我高中時期的困擾。我一直是那個自己玩的人。
Don't be that person who wants to get included into everything. It kind of gives people the bad vibe and kind of makes you look needy.
不要成為那種什么都想參與的人。這樣會讓人感覺很糟糕，而且會讓你看起來缺乏自信。
Find a new friend, and then you could hang out with her.
交個新朋友，這樣你就可以和她一起出去玩了。
Get some new friends. Hang out with yourself. There's nothing wrong with hanging out with yourself.
結交新朋友。自己出去玩。自己出去玩并沒什么問題。
Just say, "Come on. Guys, I'm your friend. What are you guys doing? I want to play." If they still don't let you play, then they're not really good friends.
你可以說，"伙計們，我是你們的朋友。你們幾個在干嘛？我也想一起玩。"如果他們仍不帶你玩，那就說明你們并不是真正的好朋友。
The only way to get included is if you plan it. They can't kick you out of your own plan.
唯一加入他們的方法就是你來計劃活動。他們不能把你踢出你自己的計劃。
Throw a surprise party and invite them and don't tell them who invited them.
舉辦個驚喜派對，邀請他們參加，不要告訴他們是誰邀請他們的。
There might be a reason they're hanging out without you, so you might want to maybe brush your teeth, change your shirt.
他們不和你出去玩可能是有原因的，你也許應該刷刷牙，換件衣服。
Don't worry too much about it. Don't, you know, don't let it upset you, but rather try and find out what the reason is.
不要太擔心這個問題。你知道，不要為這件事感到心煩，而是要努力找出原因。
Just ask to be included. "The next time you guys go to the movies, I would love to go."
讓他們帶你一起玩。“下次你們出去看電影時，我也想一起去。”
Always ask. Say, "Mind if I hang out with you?" Maybe they don't realize that they have left you out.
經常問他們。你可以說，“你們介意我和你們一起出去玩嗎？”也許他們沒有意識到他們把你排除在外了。
They probably don't even realize that they're excluding you, so I would talk to them directly and tell them how you're feeling.
他們可能甚至都沒意識到他們把你排除在外了，所以要是我的話，我會直接和他們說，告訴他們你的感覺。
If they're hanging out, you could say, "Oh, you wanna play this one game? It's really fun." And then you like, you could probably get them to play and then they're hanging out with you. If that doesn't work, I don't know what to tell them.
如果他們一起出去玩，你可以問他們：“哦，你們想玩這個游戲嗎？這個非常好玩。”然后你就能讓他們一起玩游戲，他們就會和你一起出去了。如果這樣不管用，我也不知道要怎么辦了。
Sergio Manzanares asks:
塞吉奧·曼薩納雷斯問道：
"How do I win an Oscar?" Hmm.
“我怎么能贏得奧斯卡獎？”嗯。
I'm 69 years old and I still don't have an Oscar, so I don't have the answer to that.
我今年69歲了，我到現在都沒有獲得奧斯卡，所以我沒有這個問題的答案。
You have to be a very, very, very, VERY good actor.
你要成為非常非常非常非常優秀的演員。
Be a good actor. Cry a lot and just don't suck.
成為優秀的演員。多演哭戲，不要抽吸。
Star in a really, really good film with really good supporting actors and actresses.
出演一部非常非常優秀的電影，這部電影里要有非常好的男女配角。
Make a great movie. Sad movies always win an Oscar.
制作一部偉大的電影。悲傷的電影通常會獲得奧斯卡。
Be an actor! Do something like, really touching — usually playing someone with a disability always works.
成為演員！出演非常感人的電影，通常扮演殘疾人會獲得奧斯卡青睞。
You can win an Oscar. I believe in you. You have to work your butt off.
你可以贏得奧斯卡。我相信你。你要全力以赴。
You have to get an agent, go through acting classes. It would take an easy 20 years.
你要找個經紀人，上表演課。這可能至少要花20年的時間。
Don't be Leonardo DiCaprio... 'cause he can't get an Oscar!
不要成為萊昂納多·迪卡普里奧，因為他拿不到奧斯卡！
Egan Snopek — I like your name.
伊根·斯諾皮克——我喜歡你的名字。
"How do I survive an alien invasion?"
“怎么在外星人入侵時存活下來？”
You really believe in aliens? Really? Uh...
你真的相信有外星人嗎？真的嗎？額……
Give all the aliens big, big, big wedgies, so their underwear goes all the way over their space helmet.
抓著所有外星人的內褲把他們提起來，這樣他們的內褲就會套在他們的太空帽上了。
Go to a fallout shelter and hide under ground.
找一個放射性微粒掩蔽所，躲在地下。
This is kind of like a zombie apocalypse, but they're more intelligent. You need to get a really good shelter, maybe make it out of titanium. You've gotta be set for any occasion!
這有點像僵尸啟示錄，不過他們更聰明。你要找一個好的避難所，也許用鈦金屬建一個。你要為任何情況做好準備！
Try to stay away from populated areas.
嘗試遠離人口密集地區。
Hide. There you go. Hide.
躲起來。找個地方躲起來。
Hide or you would confront them.
躲起來，或者面對他們。
Make friends with them if they find you. You know, just kill them with kindness.
如果他們發現你了，你就和他們做朋友。你知道，要溫柔地摧毀他們。
Watch those doomsday prepper people. They're crazy.
看看那些末日生存者是怎么做的。他們太不可思議了。
Make yourself like, disgusting so the aliens will be like — they see that and they're like, "No! Got to go. Gotta blast!" And go to a different planet.
讓你自己看起來很惡心，這樣外星人看到你以后會想：“天哪，我得走了。要爆炸了！”然后他就去另一個星球了。
A computer virus, a glass of water, the common cold. I believe those are all good options for you.
電腦病毒、一杯水、普通感冒。我認為這些對你來說都是不錯的選擇。
You want to train your mind because that's how you're gonna out — trick them because I'm pretty sure most aliens are gonna be smarter than the human race, so if you're above them on an intellectual level, you're already winning.
你要訓練你的大腦，因為你要出去戲耍他們，我非常確定大部分外星人都比人類聰明，所以如果你可以在智力水平上超過他們，那你就已經贏了。
Forget about that and think about surviving things more, you know, more important, like how you're gonna get through life or how you're gonna get through school or how you're gonna get a good job.
忘掉那些，想想更重要的生存問題吧，比如如何度過一生，或者如何度過學校生活，如何找到好工作。
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