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It was called Emerson
它叫愛默生
And I came here in May for a meeting
我五月來到這里
and it was told there was not much chance to get into the fall semester
學(xué)校告訴我 我沒有秋季入學(xué)的機(jī)會(huì)
especially a migrate
特別是非本地人
Then I just pleaded with the administrator, I said, look
我請(qǐng)求管理者說
Look, this is my last chance
這是我最后的機(jī)會(huì)了
this is the only place where I can learn how to be a comedian
這是我想成為喜劇演員 唯一能去的位置
the only place that can help me do that
這是唯一能夠幫我實(shí)現(xiàn)目的的地方
He paused for a moment and he said, well, make up a joke about Emerson
他頓了一下 說 那你講個(gè)關(guān)于愛默生學(xué)院的笑話吧
You want to be a comedian
你想當(dāng)喜劇演員
Say something funny about this place
講講這個(gè)地方的笑話
I took a moment and I said okay
我想了下 說
here's the weird thing about Emerson College
愛默生學(xué)院的這一點(diǎn)很有趣
You can have girls in your room, you can have drugs in your room
你可以把女生帶到寢室 可以把毒品帶到寢室
you can have sex in your room 24 hours a day if you wanted to
如果你想 一天做愛24小時(shí)都沒人管
The only thing you're not allowed to have, a hotplate
他們唯一不讓你做的事是 使用電爐
A man went by, what's going on
有人會(huì)來敲門問 你們?cè)诟闶裁?/p>
It's getting late and getting hot, you're cooking soup
這里感覺好熱 你們肯定是在煮湯
Hey, you're making soup in there
嘿 你們肯定是在煮湯
Against all the rules and disregarding my bad academic record
我違反過好多規(guī)則 學(xué)術(shù)成績(jī)也很糟糕
he said you're willing to go to summer school
他問 你想讀暑期班嗎
And I said, yeah, yeah, I've got no problems with summer school
我說 好好 讀暑期班我沒意見
And he said you're in
他說 那你來吧
And for the first time in my life, being
這是我人生中第一次
funny have gotten me something besides detention
通過講笑話獲得獎(jiǎng)勵(lì) 而不是被關(guān)禁閉
actually got me into college
這讓我有大學(xué)讀
And for the second time in my life
之后我在人生中
I met people with the same interest as me
又碰到和我志同道合的人
This is the first place
這是第一個(gè)
people didn't roll their eyes when they say they want to be a comedian
說想成為喜劇演員不用遮遮掩掩的地方
You know when you say that to your parents, friends, they're like
一般來說 當(dāng)你跟父母或朋友說想當(dāng)喜劇演員時(shí)
oh, we're sorry
他們會(huì)說 我們很遺憾
Heard about Jay
聽說過杰嗎
And our dorm was a 206 big history
我們宿舍有著206年的古老歷史
the first time I did comedy with my roommate Jim Bronstein
我第一次在里面跟室友吉姆·布朗斯丁演喜劇
also a student who went on to be a comedy writer as well
這個(gè)學(xué)生后來成為了一名喜劇作家
