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Three Surgeons
三個外科醫生

Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.
三個有名的外科醫生正在吹噓他們的技術。

"A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."
“一個人斷了一只手，他來找我，”一個說，“如今那個人是個音樂會的小提琴手。”

"That's nothing," said another.
“這算不了什么，”另一個說。

"A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."
“一個家伙兩條腿斷了，他來找我，我將它們接了回去。如今，那人是馬拉松選手。”

"I can top both of you," said the third.
“我比你們兩個都強，”第三個說，

"One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident.
“一天，我碰到一起可怕的車禍。

There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and a pair of glasses.
除了一個馬屁股，和一幅眼睛，什么都沒有留下。

Today that man is seated in United States Senate."
如今，那人坐在美國參議院里。”

Notes:
1.brag
vt.& vi. 自大，吹噓；自夸，夸口說
n. 自夸；吹牛的人；傲慢的態度；[游戲]類似于撲克的一種紙牌游戲
adj. 第一流的，極好的；〈罕〉活潑的
常見搭配：
Texas brag
大話, 吹牛(Texas 從前是美國第一大州)
brag and boast
自吹自擂
Brag is a good dog, but foldfast is a better.
能說當然好, 但能做更好。

2.stitch
n. （縫紉或編織中的）一針；縫法；衣服；（縫合傷口的）縫線
vt. 縫；縫補；縫合裂口；縫綴
vi. 縫針，縫紉
常見搭配：
a stitch in time
及時處理
A stitch in time saves nine.
[諺]小洞不補, 大洞 吃苦; 及時處理, 事半功倍。
a stitch of
[口][多用于否定句]一點兒的...
in stitches
大笑不止, 禁不住大笑

3.on the scene
<口>出現，到場，在場
eg.
There were many policemen on the scene of the accident.
事故現場來了許多警察。

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