Keke Funny Moment

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Early Shopper
采購過早

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
那天是圣誕節，法官在審訊犯人時也有點惻隱之心。“你為什么而被起訴？”他問。

"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
“采購圣誕節物品過早?！北桓娲?。

"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購物多早？”

"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
“在商店開門之前，“犯人應道。

Notes:
1.shopper顧客

2.benevolent
adj.好心腸的；與人為善的；樂善好施的；慈善的
in a benevolent mood
出于好心，有惻隱之心

3.defendant
n.[法]被告人
adj.[法]被告的；辯護的

4.offence
n.犯罪，違反；冒犯，觸怒；攻擊
常見搭配：
an offence against
違反
give/cause offence to
觸怒, 得罪
No offence (meant)!
沒有冒犯你的意思! 不要見怪!
take offence at
因...而生氣, 見怪

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