Keke Funny Moment

可可輕松一刻

He must have a computer
他一定有臺電腦

A mother was teaching her ５-year-old son about God.
一位母親給她５歲的兒子講上帝。

“Do you know, ”she said to him one day,
“你知道嗎, ”有一天她對他說,

“that God knows where everybody is all the time, and exactly what they are doing. ”
“無論一個人在哪里, 在干什么事情, 上帝都知道。”

The little boy looked at his mother wide-eyed and said,
小男孩睜大了眼睛看著他媽媽說,

“Wow. He must have a computer.”
“哇。那他一定有一臺電腦。”

Notes:
1.teach
vt. 教；教導，訓練；教授
vi. 教書
常見搭配：
teach sb. to do sth.
[口]懲治某人使不敢做某事, 教訓某人別做某事[常與 will 連用]
(When I catch that boy, I'll teach him to tell lies to me.
要是我抓到那個小孩, 我要好好治治他, 看他還敢不敢對我撒謊。)
That'll teach you.
[口]這就是給你的教訓; 這下你可學乖了。

2.god
n. 上帝，造物主；被極度崇敬的人[物]；男神；戲院頂層樓座觀眾
vt. 膜拜；崇拜
常見搭配：
blind god (=god of love)
愛神
By(my) God !
的的確確!
depart to God
[婉]去見上帝, 死
Good God ! (=Great G-)
天哪!
He that serves God for money will serve the devil for better wages.
[諺]為金錢侍奉上帝的人, 必為更多的錢替魔鬼效勞; 有奶便是娘。
He thinks himself God Almighty.
認為自己非常了不起。
make a god of one's belly
非常重視飲食, 一味追求吃喝
Whom God would ruin, he first deprives of reason.
[諺]上帝要毀滅其人, 必先使他失去理智。
Whom the gods love die young.
[諺]神所愛的人多夭折; 好人不長壽。
wrestle with God
熱忱祈禱

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