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Brilliant scientists and tiny overseas hands work eighteen-hour days to produce 5 devices that can make you even lazier than a stereotypical American!
杰出的科學家和海外的精巧手工藝經過每天18小時的不懈努力，終于發明出了以下5個可以使你變得比循規蹈矩的美國人還慵懶的小玩意。
Clapper Plus
聲控感應器+
No one ever told you about the dark side of this '80s classic! Sore hands, blisters, overly-strong wrists... but now Clapper has brought you the Clapper Plus! You can use a remote control to do all the clapping work for you.
或許沒人告訴過你有關這款80年代經典的副作用!手痛、水泡甚至手腕變粗。但現在這款聲控感應器則帶給你它的全新升級版，一切都可以用遙控的方式輕松解決。
Moo Mixer
攪拌器
Lazies love lumping chocolate into everything, but milk mixing is mind-numbing, to say the most. Thanks to the Moo Mixer, chocolate milk is now merely a button away. You just pour in the milk and chocolate, then hit the button to stir.
懶人們總喜歡把巧克力DIY到任何一種東西上去，但說句實話，攪拌牛奶可是件麻煩事。但現在有了這款機器，巧克力牛奶只需要一按開關即可輕松解決。只需要在牛奶中倒入巧克力，按下開關就齊活了。
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
旋轉意大利面叉
Tired of warping your wrist to wrap that spaghetti on your fork? The Twirling Spaghetti Fork takes all of the guesswork out of Italian food.
對用叉子卷意大利面已經感到疲倦了嗎？旋轉意大利面叉重新詮釋了意大利食品的定義，讓你對這種美食會有一種新的看法。
Motorized Ice Cream Cone
電動冰激凌筒
With all that licking, you're probably using up all the calories you're getting from that ice cream... or something. With the motorized ice cream cone, just stick out your tongue, and let the ice cream lick you!
不停地舔冰激凌的動作可能會把你從冰激凌中汲取的卡路里都消耗光。但有了電動冰激凌筒，只要伸出舌頭，即可坐享其成，快來感受一下讓冰淇淋舔你吧~
The Nugget Cup
托盤杯
By now you've noticed the one thing those dumb geniuses never considered: the strain all this eating laziness puts on your thumb! You deserve a hands-free break. Pour the soda pop into the cup, place the tray on top, put your nuggets in there, then pop in a few bendy straws! You can chomp and chug all in one chunk-slurp motion!
現在你可能會注意到那些無聊的天才從未想到的一件事，那些吃貨有時候會連手都懶的動。你應該讓手指得到充分休息。托盤杯就可以幫你解決這一問題。把汽水倒入杯中，再放上硬托盤，然后放上些雞塊，再插入幾根彎曲吸管。好吧，你現在盡情的享受吃喝融為一體的奇妙樂趣吧。
詞語解釋：
1. blister n. 水泡
2. lick v. 舔
