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So, what did you and my father talk about?
你都跟我爸聊了些什么？
I don't want to tell you. I'm uncomfortable.
我不想告訴你。我難以啟齒。
You're uncomfortable? This must be bad.
你也會難以啟齒嗎？這事肯定很嚴重。
You've never been uncomfortable in your life.
我就沒見你有過難以啟齒的話。
Is it drugs? Cancer? Oh! Did he fall in love in prison?
他染毒了？得癌癥？還是他在監獄里有了基友？
I'll be fine with it. You can tell me.
我能接受這事。你可以告訴我。
When we had money, I was very active in the Park Avenue straights for gay doormen alliance.
我家還有錢的時候，我常去參與林蔭大道直人支持基門衛聯盟的活動。
Is this some kind of weird gang, or did a game just let out?
他們這是怪胎幫派，還是剛有比賽結束啊？
Max, come on. Tell me.
麥克斯，你就告訴我嘛。
Fine, the woman's gonna say your father has a small...
好吧，那女人會說你爸爸有個"小...
Sir, your vuvuzela is very loud, and very 2010.
先生，你的嗚嗚祖拉又吵又過時。
My father has a what?
我爸爸有個什么？
He has a small...
他有個"小...
Seriously, the game's over. And how on earth you have a wedding ring is beyond me.
拜托了，比賽都結束了。像你這種人居然還還結婚了，真是理解不能。
What is she gonna say about him? I can't hear you!
那女人要說我爸什么？我聽不到你！
She's going to say... your father has a small penis!
她會說...你爸爸有只"小小鳥"！
He thought it'd be less awkward if I told you. Was it?
他覺得我來告訴你會比較不尷尬。有咩？
I can't believe that Sandra Rosenthal woman. There's another lie.
我真服了那叫珊卓拉·羅森索的女人。這又是一個彌天大謊。
Why, have you seen it?
怎么說，你見過嗎？
No, I haven't seen it! I never want to see it.
當然沒有！我這輩子都不想看到。
Have you seen your father's penis?
你看過你爸的雞雞嗎？
If I did, it was waving good-bye.
有的話，它也是在跟我揮雞告別。
