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Anyway, I wanted you to hear it from me first,
總之，我想先知會你這件事，
because she's about to go on Piers Morgan live,
因為她準備上皮爾斯·摩根的訪談節目。
and she can say whatever she wants.
然后她就會大放厥詞，胡說八道。
No, she can't, because I'll be there to refute her lies.
不會的，因為我會去駁倒她的謊言。
I'll defend you with dignity and class and my new lipstick I just found on the subway.
我會以尊嚴與格調，外加地鐵上撿的新唇膏來替你辯護。
Wow, Piers Morgan. That dude's legit. He's got a show, he's got Piers 1 Imports.
皮爾斯·摩根呢。那家伙可牛逼了。不但主持節目。還有一家家具店。
I don't know what I'd do without you, princess. You're the only person I can trust.
小公主，沒有你我真不知道怎么辦。你是我唯一能信賴的人。
Now, get out of here, 'cause I gotta speak to Max privately for a second.
好了，你先走吧，我有些話想單獨跟麥克斯說。
Oh... Sure. Okay, I...
好吧...好吧，我...
Just go. Daddy wants to talk to me privately.
快閃邊吧。你爹爹想跟我"單獨聊聊"呢。
Love you, sweetie. Love you, daddy. Brian, I'll just be right outside.
寶貝，我愛你。老爸，我也愛你。布萊恩，我就在門口等。
So, Max... You know I'm all talk, right?
麥克斯...你知道我只是耍耍嘴皮子的吧？
I need you to tell Caroline something I couldn't bring myself to say.
我想你幫我跟卡洛琳說件事，這事我不好意思對她說。
This woman is also claiming I have a small penis.
那女人也宣稱我有只"小小鳥"。
Wait. So I stayed behind to see it?
等等。所以你留我來"賞鳥"洗刷污名嗎？
No. I want you to tell Caroline so she'll be prepared,
不是啦。我想讓你告訴卡洛琳，讓她做好心理準備，
'cause I'm pretty sure that's the lie that got the book sold.
我蠻肯定她就是靠這個謊言來讓那本書大賣。
How big of a lie?
她這謊水分多"大"？
Oh, a really big one.
相信我，非常"大"。
