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I went to Wharton.
姐可是沃頓商學院畢業的。
Pay attention, everyone. I know you're all very busy working hard.
各位同事，請注意。我知道大家工作都非常忙。
Congratulations, you've just won a free ipad.
恭喜你，你贏得一臺免費的IPAD。
Attention, everyone! While doing work and nothing but work,
各位同事，請注意！當我一心工作心無旁騖時，
I may have downloaded a virus that meows, so be on the lookout. Carry on, Eli.
可能不小心下載了一個會喵喵叫的病毒，所以大家要小心哦。請繼續，伊萊。
Thank you, Carmen. Happy to say, tenth floor has finally picked our new junior exec,
謝謝，卡門。很高興宣布，樓上的高層終于選出了新一任初級行政主管，
and that person is sitting right here.
那個人現在就坐著這里。
Yes! No, Caroline. Yes! No!
太棒了！不是你，是卡洛琳。太棒了！不是吧！
Champagne on me! Yes!
我請大家喝香檳！太棒了！
Here, I got us a fresh bottle, 'cause I'm the boss.
給，我拿了瓶新的，因為我是老板了。
Miss Black, would you pop that cork for me?
布萊克小姐，你能幫我把香檳打開嗎？
I'd be happy to, Miss Channing, you bitch.
樂意效勞，錢寧小姐，你個賤人。
Okay. Okay, okay, now I'm gonna make a proper toast.
好了。好了，好了，現在我要好好祝酒。
I don't know how. Their toaster oven's in our kitchen.
這里怎么弄啊。他們的烤面包機在咱們廚房里呢。
To Max, I promise not to sexually harass you no matter how much I'm required to as your superior.
致麥克斯，我保證不會性騷擾你，無論作為上司的我有多饑渴。
To Caroline, I cannot promise the same thing, 'cause sister, you fine.
致卡洛琳，我不能保證不這樣對你，因為姐們，你長得還行。
Oh, crap! I spilled champagne on my good bucket blazer.
糟糕，我把香檳灑在我的好外套上了。
Yes, right there on your breasts, Beverly.
就灑在你胸口那吧，貝弗莉。
I'm doing Doug from the sexual harassment video.
我在扮演性騷擾錄像帶里的道格。
The Doug? Love your harassment work!
那個道格嗎？你演得真到位！
Especially that sad H.R. scene where you get fired and cry but still manage to touch yourself a little.
尤其是那個被炒魷魚后你一邊可憐啜泣，但還試圖稍微"自摸"一下的場景。
Wow, Beverly, your breasts are so big, I might need the whole box.
貝弗莉，你胸部這么大，可能得用掉整盒紙巾。
That's enough. You're making this rag feel even dirtier.
夠了，感覺被你越擦越臟了。
