Are you watching dirty videos in here and didn't invite me?
你們是在看黃色影片,還不找我一起看嗎?
They're making harassment videos in 3-D now?
性騷擾影片都出真人3D版了嗎?
I was looking for the new temps, but I think I wandered into a beauty pageant.
我剛剛在找新的臨時工,但好像誤入了選美大會啊。
Uh, the votes are in. It's a tie.
投票結果出爐了,你們倆平手。
I'm Eli Green, the office manager. You must be our new temps.
我是伊萊·格林,辦公室經理。你們就是新來的臨時工了吧
I'm Caroline Channing.
我是卡洛琳·錢寧。
And I'm Carmen... Sandiego. No relation.
我是卡門·圣地亞哥。我們沒有關系。
Oh, my God, this is great!
天啊,這太贊了!
The cat's eating the dog's food. The dog's just like, "Wha-a-at?"
這貓咪在偷吃狗狗的狗食。那狗的反應就是"神馬?"
Yo, psst. "Cat eats dog food." Youtube it now.
去查"貓吃狗食"。快去網上看。
Kinda busy with my work.
我在忙著干活呢。
It's called "Minimum wage" 'cause you're supposed to do the minimum.
我們拿"最低工資"就是因為只該做"最少的活"。
Coffee tastes so much better when it's from today and you haven't paid for it.
今天現做又不用付錢,這咖啡味道就是特別棒啊。
The dog's just like, "Wha-a-at". Classic.
那狗的反應就是"神馬"。太經典了。
You like that video? Look up "Cat vs. Toddler." You're welcome.
喜歡那影片嗎,去查查"貓咪大戰一歲娃"。不用謝。