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I'd love to give you that promotion, Beverly. But first, you'll have to do something... for me.
我也希望給你那升職機會啊，貝弗莉。但在那之前，你得先幫我...做點事情。
Don't do it, Beverly! Don't do it!
別做啊，貝弗莉，別做！
Spoiler alert. I've watched this in here before, and it does not end well for Beverly.
劇透警告，我看過這影帶了，貝弗莉的下場可不太妙啊。
Well, not to blame the victim, but who wears a black bra to work?
我不是要怪被害人，但誰沒事穿黑胸罩上班??？
These shelves would be so much better if they were alphabetized and color-coordinated.
這柜子如果能夠按字母首排列，然后再根據顏色排列就能好很多呢。
Forget that cabinet and look at the top shelf on Beverly. I'm a little jelly.
別管了，快來看貝弗莉的上層柜子。我都有點嫉妒她了。
That's right, Beverly. Now, bend down and pick up that file.
這樣就對了，貝弗莉。現在彎下腰，撿起那文件吧。
Oh, Doug, you're up to your old tricks, and she falls for it every time.
道格你又故技重施了，但她每次都上鉤。
Let's pause here and write down these rules we've learned from Beverly and Doug.
在此暫停一下，然后記下我們從貝弗莉與道格影片中學到的規矩。
Oh, I love the smell in here.
我愛死這里的味道了。
Reminds me of interning on Wall Street, you know, minus the dignity and the future.
讓我想起在華爾街實習的日子，除了沒有尊嚴與未來的部分之外。
But why would the paper products be near the toner cartridges?
為什么紙制品會與碳粉盒擺一起啊？
Whoever organized this place must have been stupid or lazy or both.
當初整理這柜子的人不是蠢就是懶，或者兩者皆是。
A-both. Forget all that shelf stuff.
兩者皆是。別管人家柜子了。
You are not here to improve office layout, you're here to keep quiet, pretend like you're working,
你不是來改善人家辦公布局的，你是來保持安靜，假裝干活，
and steal five to ten vitamin waters from the break room at the end of each day.
然后每天工作尾聲偷偷從休息室偷五到十瓶維他命水走的。
