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Oh, my God, look at the RSVP list for our opening party.
天啊，你看同意出席開幕派對的人數。
Max's homemade cupcakes is at capacity.
麥克斯自制小蛋糕店要塞不下啦。
Hey, we might even be overbooked, because in my experience, even when guys say they're not going to come, they do.
出席人數可能不止這些，根據我的經驗，很多男的都說不會來，最后還不是都來了。
Caroline, booth two has been waiting for service for ten minutes!
卡洛琳，二號卡座等上菜都等了足足10分鐘了。
And Han knows how frustrating that is, 'cause he's been waiting to be serviced for years.
阿憨絕對了解那煩躁感，因為他多年一直都等不到人"上"菜。
Not that it's any of your business, Max, but I have a very active sex life.
雖然這完全不關你鳥事，但我可是有著豐富的性生活呢。
So then, Han, will you be bringing a date tomorrow night? Ah, no.
既然如此，阿憨你明天會帶妞出席嗎？不會...
You do understand that sex involves two people, right?
你知道"性愛"這事得有兩個人吧？
And that one of those people has to be you?
而且你自己得是其中一個哦？
What is all this dirty talk? This is a diner, not a dirty talking place.
一直說這些齷齪言語干嘛？這里是餐廳，不是齷齪言語之地。
Sorry, Han, I know we still work here at night. I'll go right over to the booth.
抱歉，阿憨，我們知道自己還是員工。我立刻就去上菜。
We were just talking about our big opening party.
我們剛是在談我們盛大的開幕派對。
All you ever talk about is your big opening.
你們整天就會說那"大開"幕。
Now who has the potty mouth?
到底誰才齷齪啊？
Max, I need your guest list names.
麥克斯，給我你的賓客名單。
Oh, okay, I'm still waiting for them to confirm, so just put me down for ten.
我還在等他們確認出席呢，先算個10個人吧。
Okay, but I need their names ASAP. I'm running a tight door.
行，但是你得盡速給我名單。我會把門禁搞得很嚴。
I got a bouncer from a local club to donate his time.
我請了附近酒吧的保安來免費幫忙。
I told him it was a charity event for eczema.
我說我們是為濕疹病人做慈善募款。
What? We'll make a big donation when we're successful.
干嘛？哪天功成名就了再捐一大筆錢嘛。
But, for tomorrow, every now and then, scratch a little?
不過明天記得有空就抓個幾下癢哦。
