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Guys, thanks again for donating your time.
各位，謝謝你們的義務幫忙。
It's fundraisers like this that will help put an end to undescended testicles.
舉辦這樣的隱睪癥募款會，病友們才能有免受苦難的一天。
Hi! I'd like to meet the owner of this awesome and totally cool cupcake shop?
你好！想見見這超牛逼又超酷的小蛋糕店的老板？
Oh, nevermind! That's me.
不用麻煩！因為老娘就是老板。
Max, you got a blow-out!
麥克斯，你讓人給你吹了頭！
Yeah, I'd figured I finally see what all the fuss about getting blown is.
是啊，我就想著去見識一下別人老說著的去給人"吹"是怎樣。
Oh, hi, we're not quite ready for guests yet.
您好，還沒到我們開始宴客的時間呢。
Girl, I'm your doorman, Nevel.
女孩們，我是你們的門衛，涅維爾。
Oh, I'm confused. I thought my doorman was...
抱歉，我還以為我們的門衛是...
Straight, white, and boring? He was.
無聊白人直男嗎？本來是的
Then, boring came down with the flu. Now, you've got gay, black, and definitely not boring.
但是無聊男染上了流感。所以就換成了又黑又基又不無聊的我啦。
So what's the charity tonight?
今晚是為什么疾病募款呢？
Eczema. Undescended testicles. People with eczema and undescended testicles.
濕疹。隱睪癥。為身染濕疹與患有隱睪癥的人募款。
Lord, child. That is a cross to bear.
神啊，這也太悲催太凄慘了吧。
Get me the door list, and let's make those poor, itchy boys some money.
把賓客名單給我，趕緊幫這些可憐的蛋癢男募款治病吧。
Another fake charity? You've got some balls, even if they aren't descended.
又瞎編了一個慈善項目啊。你真有種，還是隱睪癥的睪啊。
Max, we so lucked out. Nothing says "successful party" like a bitchy, gay doorman!
麥克斯，我們太幸運了。有個毒舌基佬門衛最能顯現派對辦得很成功了。
Give me your guest names. I'll write them down.
給我你邀請的賓客名單。我寫下來。
Okay, fine. Put down Tommy, Dylan, Robbie, Johnny...
好吧，念給你。幫我寫下湯米，迪倫，羅比，強尼...
Robbie and Johnny? Wait, Max, are these all your ex-boyfriends? Perhaps.
羅比跟強尼嗎？等等，麥克斯，這些全是你的前男友嗎？大概吧。
