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Do Avengers have to pay taxes?
復仇者還要繳稅嗎
What does Hulk smell like?
綠巨人什么味兒
I bet he smells nice. You have to shut up
肯定香香的 閉嘴吧
Is Captain America cool or is he like a mean old grandpa?
美國隊長人挺好嗎還是壞脾氣老頭那種
Ned, just shh, okay?
內德別說了好嗎
Can I be your guy in the chair?
我能做你的技術支援嗎
What?
什么
Yeah. You know how there's a guy, with a headset telling the other guy where to go?
就是 那個戴著耳機指揮另一個人行動的人
Like, if you ever stuck in a burning building
比如如果你困在了火場里
I could tell you where to go because there'd be screens around me and I could swivel around them because I could be your guy in the chair
我可以告訴你該去哪 我可以在一堆屏幕之間周旋 我可以做你的技術支援
Ned, I don't need a guy in the chair
內德 我不需要技術支援
Looking good, Parker
不錯 帕克
Now see for me, it would be f Thor, marry Iron Man and kill Hulk
要是我呢 就是上托爾 嫁鋼鐵俠 殺綠巨人
Well, what about the Spiderman?
那蜘蛛大俠呢
It's just Spiderman
就是個小俠而已啊
Did you guys see that bank security cam on YouTube?
你們在油管上看到銀行的監控錄像了嗎
He fought off four guys
他打退了四個人
Oh my god, she's crushing on Spiderman
天吶 她喜歡上蜘蛛俠了
No way
不會吧
Kind of. Oh, gross
有點吧 惡心
He's probably like 30
他可能都30歲了
You don't know what he looks like
你都不知道他長什么樣
What if he's seriously burned?
要是他嚴重燒傷了呢
I wouldn't care I'd still love him for the person he is inside
我不會在乎我還是會愛他的為人
Peter knows Spiderman
彼得認識蜘蛛俠
No, I don't. No, I, I mean
不 我 不 不
