評論
打印
You were here?
你當時在場
Yeah
是啊
You could've died
你可能會沒命呢
Do you lay eggs?
你下蛋嗎
What? No
什么不
Can you spit venom? No
你能吐毒液嗎 不能
Can you summon an army of spiders?
你能召喚一支蜘蛛大軍出來嗎
No, Ned
不能內德
The Sokovia Accords were put into place
《索科威亞協議》的簽訂
How far can you shoot your webs?
你的網能射多遠
It's unknown. Shut up
沒試過 閉嘴
If I was you I would stand on the edge of a building and shoot as far as I could. Shut up, Ned
我要是你就站在一棟建筑邊緣盡量往遠了射 閉嘴啦 內德
I'm Captain America
大家好我是美國隊長
Whether you're in the classroom or on the battlefield
不管你是在課堂里還是戰場上
Do you know him too? Yeah, we met
你還認識他嗎嗯我們見過
I stole his shield. What?
我偷了他的盾什么
Your gym teacher will be conducting the Captain America Fitness Challenge
你們的體育老師 將帶大家進行美國隊長健身挑戰
Thank you, captain
謝謝隊長
Pretty sure this guy's a war criminal now but whatever I have to show these videos
這家伙按說現在是戰犯了 但管他呢我必須給你們看視頻
It's required by the state. Let's do it
是州的要求 我們開始吧
