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We'll just reintroduce ourselves and our cupcakes to Martha and impress her all over again,
我們向瑪莎重新介紹自己，和我們的小蛋糕，然后讓她再次記住我們，
Even though I'm wearing a necklace that I hate. It's limp, anemic, and lackluster.
雖然現在的我戴著一條我討厭的項鏈。這項鏈沒個性，沒活力，沒光澤。
I have an Olsen twin around my neck.
我脖子上戴著的彷佛是奧爾森姐妹
Here. What are you doing? So Martha will recognize me.
拿著。你這是干嘛？這樣瑪莎就能認出我了。
Hi, excuse me. Two questions.
打擾了，問你兩件事
Which floor is Martha Stewart on? And should I lose this necklace?
瑪莎·斯圖爾特的辦公室在幾樓？我應該拿掉這條項鏈嗎？
Well, your silence speaks volumes.
好吧，沉默說明一切
Hi, I'm not crazy, so you can just tell me the floor number.
你好，我不是瘋子，你可以把樓層告訴我。
Elevator right over there, 15th floor, Martha Stewart living omnimedia.
15樓，電梯在那邊，瑪莎·斯圖爾特生活媒體公司。
Just got a little damp.
有點小興奮
Thanks for your help. Feels better.
謝謝你的建議，感覺好多了
Smart, getting necklace advice from a guy with no neck.
真聰明，問一個沒有脖子的人，你的脖子該不該戴項鏈。
Wait. Is that-- That's the cupcake machine that han was talking about.
慢著，那不就是...那就是阿憨說的小蛋糕自助機。
Ugh, no! I was hoping it'd be ugly, but it's pink and really cute.
天啊，我還希望它會很丑呢，但它居然是粉色，而且很可愛。
It's like a gay R2-D2. Well, a gayer R2-D2.
就像一臺基佬版的R2-D2。R2-D2已經夠基了，它更基一籌。
Who wouldn't want a cupcake from this?
誰會想吃從這玩意出來的小蛋糕啊
No one. We have to mess her up. What?
沒人。我們要給它點"顏色"看看。什么？
Why are you carrying spray-paint in your purse?
你怎么會在包里隨身帶著噴漆呢
For the same reason I carry a tampon. 'cause you never know.
跟我隨身帶衛生棉條是一個道理。以備不時之需嘛。
We are not gonna destroy someone else's property.
我們不能破壞人家的東西
Well, we have to do something, 'cause it's that machine or us.
我們必需得做點什么啊，我們不搞死它，它就會玩死我們。
Oh, I know. We can open the little door and put a poop in it.
我知道了。我們可以打開那扇小門，放坨屎進去。
Not one of mine. Jeez! What am I, a pig?
當然不是我的啦，天啊。你把我當成什么了，豬嗎？
Well, I'm not doing it.
反正我是不干
No, we just get some puppy poop from the street.
不是啦，我們可以從大街上撿點狗屎回來
No! We are not that desperate. And I'm out of wetnaps.
不要！我們沒絕望到那種程度。而且我的濕巾紙用完了。
