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Hi, I'm gonna be your waitress, 'cause my mother drank.
你好，我是今晚的服務生，誰讓我媽是不爭氣的酒鬼呢
We need a sec.
稍等一下
Feeling' kinda generous, take two.
姐大方點，等你們兩下好了
Then he said to me, "dude, your vagina is weird."
他對我說"妹子，你的陰道長得也太奇葩了"
Dude, that's insane. It is so not weird. Your vagina's awesome.
他也太扯了吧。你那里一點都不奇葩啊。你的陰道棒呆了。
Okay, I'm ready.
好了，我可以點餐了
Now I need a sec.
現在換你們等我一下
Well, it's over. I can't say it anymore.
好了，一切玩完了。那個詞我再也不能說了。
The vagina's gone mainstream. What's next? A clothing line at Target?
陰道變成流行詞匯了。接下來呢，在百貨公司推出服裝品牌嗎？
Aw, Max, I'm sorry. It's your favorite word.
麥克斯，我也替你難過。那可是你最愛的詞。
And my favorite body part. But now everyone's saying it.
那也是我最愛的部位?？涩F在人人都把它掛嘴邊。
Well, we can pick another word for it. Something cute, like cookie.
我們可以換個詞來替代它嘛。想個可愛點的，比如"小餅干"。
Yeah, it sounds like a good idea
是啊，乍聽之下還可以
Until you walk past a bunch of girl scouts selling their cookies on the street.
但哪天你碰到一群在大街上賣"小餅干"的女童軍就尷尬了。
Well, we've gotta pick something, 'cause vagina's everywhere. Where?
我們還是得找個新詞，畢竟"陰道"已經爛大街了。哪條街？
