評(píng)論
打印
Hi Jimmy! It's the Jokes Oop!
嗨 小警長 我是小丑
Nobody calls you that
沒人這么叫你
Yes, people do call me that
不 別人就是這么叫我的
Okay, listen up
好吧 仔細(xì)聽好
ALL. Go, go, go!
快
At this very moment an unnecessarily complicated bomb is being attached to the inside of the main energy core
就在現(xiàn)在 一枚獨(dú)家秘制的小丑炸彈正在連接能源的核內(nèi)部
If the mayor isn't here in five minutes to negotiate the city's surrender, then I shall destroy Gotham City
我給你們五分鐘的時(shí)間讓市長乖乖地投降 否則我要?dú)У粽麄€(gè)哥譚市
I did something!
我要出名了
Doctor, that sounds frightening and overly complicated
博士 情況聽起來很危險(xiǎn) 也相當(dāng)復(fù)雜
Talk us through it
跟我們說說
Well, I don't wanna scare any small children who may be listening, but it's a littleknown fact that Gotham City is built on a bunch of flimsy plates stuck together
希望不會(huì)嚇到看新聞的孩子們 很少有人知道哥譚市所處的地殼板塊極其脆弱
There's literally nothing beneath us except an infinite abyss that smells like dirty underwear
事實(shí)上我們的腳下什么都沒有 只有臭氣熏天的無底深淵
If Joker's bomb were to go off, these plates would break apart, plunging every Gotham citizen into the eternal abyss forever
如果小丑的炸彈爆炸 這些地殼板塊就會(huì)分崩離析 到時(shí)候所有的哥譚市民都將墜入無底深淵
And you wouldn't want that now would you?
各位不想看到那樣吧
Now get me the mayor! Joker out!
那就讓市長出來馬上見我
Madam Mayor, I cannot ask you to do this!
等等市長 您絕對(duì)不能去見他
Jim, did you find Batman? No, ma'am
警長 找到蝙蝠俠了嗎 還沒有
Then we have no choice
那我們別無選擇了
The Joker has the upper hand. We have to surrender Gotham City
現(xiàn)在主動(dòng)權(quán)掌握在小丑手里 我們必須立刻交出哥譚市
Oh, no
不
I'm sorry!
實(shí)在抱歉
