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Why? Why would he date all of those women and not return their calls?
為什么，他約會她們，卻不回她們的電話？
You're missing the obvious, mate. Am I?
你忘了明顯原因，朋友。有嗎？
He's a man.
他是男人。
But why would he change his identity?
可為什么要換身份？
Maybe he's married.
可能因為他已婚。
Oh... Married. Obvious, really.
噢……已婚。很明顯的。
Our Mayfly Man was trying to escape the suffocating chains of domesticity,
這位蜉蝣男企圖逃脫家庭生活的枷鎖，
and instead of endless nights in watching the telly or going to barbecues with the awful, dreadful, boring people he couldn't stand,
不肯夜夜在家孵電視或者陪那些無趣無聊，讓他不能忍的人去燒烤，
he used his wits, cleverness and powers of disguise to play the field. He was...
他用才智和手腕偽裝自己四處獵艷，他……
On second thoughts, I probably should have told you about the elephant in the room.
話說回來，我還是該講房中大象的故事。
However, it does help to further illustrate how invaluable John is to me.
當然，這也更加證明約翰對我有多重要。
I can read a crime scene the way he can understand a human being.
我能讀懂犯罪現場，就像他能讀懂人心。
I used to think that's what made me special—quite frankly I still do.
我曾覺得，這讓我與眾不同——現在也是。
But a word to the wise, should any of you require the services of either of us, I will solve your murder,
但言下之意是，如果需要我們倆之一的幫助，我能找到殺人兇手
but it takes John Watson to save your life.
但要救人性命，還得靠約翰·華生
Trust me on that, I should know, he's saved mine so many times and in so many ways.
相信我，我明白，他用各種方法，拯救了我無數次。
This blog is the story of two men and their, frankly, ridiculous adventures of murder, mystery and mayhem.
這個博客，講述了兩個男人的故事和他們荒誕奇妙的冒險經歷，其中有謀殺，謎題，還有傷害。
But from now on, there's a new story.
不過從今往后，新的故事開始了。
A bigger adventure.
一場更大的冒險。
Ladies and gentlemen, pray, charge your glasses and be upstanding.
女士們先生們，請斟滿酒杯，起立祝福。
